scamdal:

and you know what? here’s even MORE aus:

• i keep callling tech support because you’re helpful and also your voice is really cute au
• rival ice cream trucks au
• you helped me get my kayak upright so we’re friends forever au
• competitive buskers who eventually form a band au
• pen pals who vent at each other every week au
• newspaper advice columnists who passive-aggressively diss one another in their advice au
• working at a theatre together during the midnight premiere of a blockbuster au