consider the following

surprisingly-alive-redshirt:

• “please for the love of god help you’re the only one here who speaks English” AU
• “i go to this restaurant every week and sit at the same table and suddenly you’re my new server” AU
• “i’ve been breaking my phone on purpose just because you work at the help desk” AU
• “i saw you taking selfies and i wondered if i could take one with you” AU
• “i’m the sarcastic techie who got dragged into running your stupid presentation” AU
• “we somehow ended up in charge of senior prank” AU
• “i’ve walked into your classroom four times by mistake can you please help me learn my way around this stupid school” AU
• “your music’s way too loud bUT THAT’S MY FAVORITE SONG” AU
• “bored single parents at a OneDirection concert” AU
• “mutual drunk friend called BOTH of us to pick them up from a party well this is awkward” AU
• “for the last time we do not sell hydrochloric acid I’M CALLING THE COPS” AU
• “your email address is one letter different from my friend’s so i keep emailing you by mistake” AU
• “you accidentally added me to this group chat and i don’t know how to take myself off” AU